I’m a terrible employee...but all seems to be fine? I literally work 10-15 leisurely hours a week on this client and bill 40. Usually, i just log into zoom meetings and say a few adlibs throughout the meeting. Everyone seems to take my performance fairly well...even in formal feedback meetings. Is this normal?

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You are just being modest! There are people who do the same and call themselves high performers

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Are you me?

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Same

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Keep 🥛 ing it!

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Same here. Over the 2 years, I have enough templates and understanding how to do the work in ~10 hours per week.

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I can see this happening, especially if you start “specializing” in projects

Don’t blow the secret dog

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Am I you?

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Fraud isn’t cool. Hope you get fired and sued.

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Well not everyone is a rockstar employee so I’d say it’s pretty normal.

Lemme guess, you're also doing the bare minimum to outperform the other analyst on the project? I am you as well.

Not even. I don’t aim to be a top performer. I just do the bare minimum to keep on the client 😂

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Mind sharing work profile? Want to find such type of jobs

I need a project like this. I'm working 10-12 hour days but it's not good enough. 😤😫

Thank you for making me feel validated! I have little motivation & am on my phone a lot during the day/during calls, but I also get great feedback & think I do a pretty good job on the deliverables I work on. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I need that client and project!

Hello how do I become you?

I see nothing wrong here lol

Shhhh... we’re all doing this.

What level are you all? I am dying here

It be like that sometime

Can’t relate 🙃 are you at a big 4 firm?

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