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He cuts them off at 24-25… nice…

His girl chases the money and fame, pretty good at it also

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Fastest transformation from dweeb to chad.

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Context?

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His gf was drooling over Leo , while he was right next to her, google it

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They yet to make an offer. Please reply if you can give some suggestions or answer some of my questions.

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