Hi everyone . Since my LinkedIn is banned I wanted to announce that I am humbly accepting a full time offer at one of the big5 . Please congratulate me and wish me luck. Please feel free to share so I can flex on the regional firms

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Good luck with your client Enron!

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Say hi to Andy Fastow.

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I don’t see any shout outs to your mentors or folks you helped you through this process. Please revise and resubmit. Thx

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How'd you get your LinkedIn banned?

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If he trolls on LinkedIn the way he trolls on here...I wouldn’t be surprised he got banned

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